Jinsi ya kunyonya uume.

1-Anza kwa kubusu ktk mtindo wa kulamba maeneo yaliyo karibu na uume hasa sehemu ya ndani ya mapaja, anza paja la kulia na hamia paja la kushoto.....wakati unaendelea na safari yako ya kulamba tumia mkono wako mmoja kumshika sehemu ya kiunoni pale karibu na mboo.

2-Utaona uume unaanza ku-move (ukiwa umesimama), sasa ili usikuharibie utamu wa kubusu ushikilie kwa mkono wako mwingine kama vile umeshika mua au chupa ya soda kwa juu na peleka mkono huo juu na chini huku ukiendelea kubusu-kulamba.

3-Mkono wako ukiendelea na safari ya juu-chini hamishia mdomo wako kwenye pumbu (makende), yalambe taratibu na ukiweza yakoweshe kwa mate (yabugie a.k.a yaingize yote mdomoni mwako) huku ukitembeza ulimi taratibu...kuwa mwangalifu na meno yako wakati umeyabugia kwani ni "sensitive" na wanadai kuwa ukikosea kidogo huwa yanauma.

4-Toka sehemu hiyo ya makende kwa kubusu taratibu wakati unaelekea kwenye mtunguli wenyewe (mboo), tumia mkono wako kwenda juu-chini (kamanilivyosema awali) kisha anza kulamba ktk mtindo wa kunyonya kwenye shaft a.k.a shina la uume....ulambaji wa hapa unategemea na mpezni mwenyewe unaweza lamba kuanzia "base" kwenda juu kuzunguuka mboo au unaulamba ktk mtindo wa kubugia hatua kwa hatua (kiupande-upande kama unamenya mua kwa kutumia meno yako) hehehehehe nimewakumbuka Wasukuma.

**Mpaka hapa mpenzi anaweza kumwaga.....ikitokea basi jipongeze kwa job well done.....vinginevyo endelea kama ifuatavyo:-

5-Sasa shusha mkono wako na shika kule mwishoni mwa shina la uume (base) au karibu na "base"(inategemea na ukubwa)....kufanya hivi kutakusaidia wewe kujua kiasi gani cha uume unaweza kumudu ndani ya mdomo wako hasa kama unataka kumpeleka mpaka kwenye koromeo (angalia usijitapishe tu).

6-Anza shughuli sasa ya kuunyonya uume na zingatia zaidi kumkichwa kwani ndio kunako utamu, kwa kutumia midomo yako ya nje (lips) ficha meno yako ili usimkwaruze (kuwa kibogoyo kwa muda huo sawa?) alagu endelea na juu chini huku ukipunguza na kuongeza "speed".

Hakikisha unatumia mikono yako yote miwili ili kumuongezea raha mpenzi wako....mkono mmoja unacheza na pumbu....mkono mwingine unatembea kutoka "base" kwenda kati ya shina la uume.
Unapokwenda juu kwa kutumia mdomo wako hakikisha mkono unakufuata na ukirudi chini hakikisha mkono wako unakufuata.....time to time baki kichwani na tumia ulimi na lips zako kunyonya/lamba na wakati huo mkono unakwenda juu-chini kwa speed kali (kama vile anajichua) na hapo utamuongezea kautamu....

Endelea mpaka atakapo cheka.....

Tupe Maoni Yako( Matusi Hapana )

During its two year run, the project will award approximately 100 major reporting grants and provide mentoring to support the best ideas for stories on development issues. Journalists who produce the best stories published or broadcasted in media that reach African audiences, will win a major international reporting trip. During its two year run, the project will award approximately 100 major reporting grants and provide mentoring to support the best ideas for stories on development issues. Journalists who produce the best stories published or broadcasted in media that reach African audiences, will win a major international reporting trip.

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